Everyone's Girlfriend

Jared took his two best girls out for breakfast at McDonald's yesterday. We had the pleasure of meeting the entire elderly population of Maplewood. It was actually very sweet. The majority was made up of older gentlemen who walked in with newspaper tucked safely under arm, ordered their coffee and McMuffin, and then stopped to oodle and canoodle Sophia. She made at least 5 boyfriends over breakfast. She was a real show stopper in her sweatsuit.